sick and twisted, answer if you can.?

Question

i went to my girlfriends house, she stabbed me, i shot her she died.

i walked out, her dad on the driveway, he ran me over, i got up, shot him (forehead) he died.

i went home, my sister threw a knife in my leg, i shot her, she died.

my brother in the den hit me with a pool cue over the head, i shot him, he died.

walk outside, my dog bit my toe, i shot it, it died.

i fall alseep in the sun and die, who killed me?

Answer 1

God.

Answer 2

first of all if she was ur gf y did she stab u? how did u shoot her if she stabbed u first? were did u get the gun from?who brings a gun with them to there gfs house and after all this happened why the hell did u lay in the sun y didnt u call the doctor?

Answer 3

you killed yourself - due to the sun-skin cancer. And maybe that knife sticking in your body helped out a little.

Answer 4

You probably bleed to death. As you layed down in the sun.

Answer 5

Your English teacher.
Your literacy is appalling.
Have you never been told that the first person singular is spelt with a capital 'i'?

Answer 6

The old lady who's lawn you layed out on. LOL

Answer 7

um the bear that came out of the woods and made a light snack of you ?

Answer 8

the sun, you fall asleep IN the sun, lol

Answer 9

just a guess, i would say you died from exposure from the sun.

Answer 10

maybe the son if that's what you meant instead of sun i can't tell with your ignorance

Answer 11

You killed yourself.