There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play guitar & do a lot of things that took two arms.
One day he had had it & decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw a man skipping along, whistling & kicking up his heels. He looked closer & saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, “what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with! There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.”
He hurried down & caught up with the man with no arms & told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt useless & was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.
He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
He replied: ... "I'm NOT happy; my @ss itches."
2007-01-13 17:35:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An ancient jungle king tyrannized his subjects and forced them to build him one elaborate throne after another -- first of mud, then of bamboo, then tin, then copper, then silver, and so on. When the king became tired of each throne, he would store it in the attic of his grass hut. One day, the attic collapsed and the thrones crashed down upon the king's head and killed him.
The moral: People who live in grass houses shouldn't store thrones.
2007-01-13 17:35:52 · update #1
Okay, okay, you made me giggle.
2007-01-13 17:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tammers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't like your swearing. However I think that was an interesting story. What were their names? It sort of like the poor old fella that was caught in the deep dark wilds of Africa. He made the natives mad at him. They cut off his arms and legs and threw him in the Nile. Know what they named him? Bob.
2007-01-18 12:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by fullnessofjoy1959 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
heeheehe!! You really made me burst out laughing with the first one! Naughty! Naughty! LOL.
I like'em both!
Have a great weekend, and thank you for the laughter!
2007-01-19 14:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Store thrones. LOL
2007-01-14 02:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I actually laughed out loud at this.
2007-01-14 01:39:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
:D thats funny
my @ss itches lol
2007-01-21 16:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by ~**Tay Tay**~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm a tough sale, it didn't make me laugh.
2007-01-19 20:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by Nat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-14 08:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol...i guess he has to rub against something to get that itch...
2007-01-14 01:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by kowalley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha lol, lmao, rol\fl, roflmao!!!
2007-01-14 01:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋