A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist asks, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explains she needs it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes get big and he says, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-01-13 17:25:44 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. I will have to put this one in my joke Classis file
2007-01-13 17:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Big C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Yes Yes
2007-01-16 09:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. What do ya think of this one?
Teacher: What's HNO3?
Student: It's ...err...It's on the tip of my tongue, sir??
Teacher: Spit it out at once, it is nitric acid.
2007-01-13 17:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by Yohannes L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-13 18:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Very good one.
2007-01-13 17:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by waltinaw74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-13 17:49:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is toooo funny I enjoyed this thank you
2007-01-13 17:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by youhoo it's me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mhee hee...a 10..thx for sharing..mhee hee
2007-01-13 17:31:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice one
2007-01-13 17:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL ! Best one all day !
2007-01-13 20:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋