My wife and I went on holiday to Jerusalem. While we were there the wife passed away and the undertaker told me 'you can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for £150'. I thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked 'why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?'
I replied 'Long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I really cant take that risk'
2007-01-13 17:04:20 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mhee hee...a 9 on that joke..
2007-01-13 17:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Definitely going to remember that one
2007-01-13 17:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by gdwtchofnth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoo hoo If she came back she would split the ocean to get back to him.
2007-01-13 17:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny
2007-01-13 17:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny but dont like jokes that include God...
2007-01-13 17:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
laughed out loud very funny!
2007-01-13 17:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by dwayne dibbley´s cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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sorry, not that funny
2007-01-13 17:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by Tristan29 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahhaha lol, wow willing to spend all that money!
2007-01-13 18:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, let me tell you one.
A girl to her mummy: Mom, Jerry's broken my doll!
Mother: How did he do that?
Girl: I hit his head with it.
2007-01-13 17:10:10 · answer #9 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it!
2007-01-13 17:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by trixi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋