Does anyone have the list called "You know you're a Bible quizzer when..."? I remember it includes things like "You've been in so many churches you could design sanctuaries for a living" and "You quote along with the pastor as he reads Scripture."
If you can send it to me, or post it, that'd be great!
2007-01-13 16:49:51 · 6 answers · asked by jrh 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Try this source ...
2007-01-13 16:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by Capernaum12 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God vs. Science
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need You anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me," replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "We can take dirt and form it into the Likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show me."
So the scientist bends down to the Earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no," interrupts God. "Get your own dirt!"
2007-01-13 16:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
isn't it interesting how believers try to convince with stories and threats of hell and science with facts?
2007-01-13 16:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when you got no brains
2007-01-13 16:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by @ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is it full of GOD aweful jokes?
2007-01-13 16:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by nicole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just make something up. that's what religion's all about anyway.
2007-01-13 16:55:44 · answer #6 · answered by de bossy one 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋