An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.
The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir.
A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.
2007-01-13 16:33:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad, take this for you.
A guy just got married and he doesn't know what to do on his nuptial night. He asks his mother what he should do. She replied: put your hardest thing where she pisses.
So the guy put his head in the toilet.
2007-01-13 17:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha Your Funny!
2007-01-13 16:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes here, where did you two stole those jokes from?
2007-01-13 17:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by Yohannes L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA U GOT SOME FUNNY JOKES!!
2007-01-13 17:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-01-13 16:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-13 17:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-01-13 17:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!! good one!
2007-01-13 16:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by tike16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-13 16:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-13 17:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋