hey amigo's?

Question

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in a sentence".

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

Answer 1

That was good. A Mexican was at a Kenny Rodgers concert seating front row and center, half way through the concert Kenny says does anyone have any requests? The Mexican raises his hand and says, I want to here the song chupica, Kenny scratches his head and says I dont remember that song, the mexican says ya its one of your greatests hits, Kenny says well why dont you jump up here on stage and strum a few cords and maybe I'll remember, so the mexican jumps up grabs the guitar and sings Chupica a fine time to leave me Lucille.

Answer 2

Hahahahahahahahaa

Answer 3

And he got a job at your nearest telephone directory

Answer 4

This one is not that funny..... only mexicans will get this one

PINK - CHEESE - GREEN - GHOSTS

Answer 5

Naa Throw him back we don't need anymore.

Answer 6

i bet you he used Sprint

Answer 7

8/10
Keep smilin'.

Answer 8

heard it before

Answer 9

that is sooooooooooooo funny

Answer 10

oookkkaaay..lol.