A penguin rushes into a bar. "Quick, has anyone seen my dad?" he asks.
"Don't know son", says the barman, "what does he look like?"
2007-01-13 16:08:53 · 14 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-13 18:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-01-13 18:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont imagine this makes any sense? if she had pulled the set off she would have killed herself. ? right it is a blonde shaggy dog tale: there grow to be a blonde who discovered herself sitting next to a criminal professional on an airplane. The criminal professional only kept bugging the blonde desiring her to play a pastime of intelligence. ultimately, the criminal professional provided her 10 to at least a million odds, and reported each and every time the blonde could no longer answer one in all his questions, she owed him $5, yet each and every time he could no longer answer hers, he'd provide her $50.00. The criminal professional figured he could no longer lose, and the blonde reluctantly prevalent. The criminal professional first requested, "what's the area between the Earth and the nearest fashionable human being?" with out saying a observe the blonde exceeded him $5. then the blonde requested, "What is going up a hill with 3 legs and springs backtrack the hill with 4 legs?" nicely, the criminal professional appeared wondered. He took countless hours, searching up each thing he could on his workstation or maybe putting multiple air-to-floor telephone calls hunting for the reply. ultimately, indignant and pissed off, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde placed the $50 into her handbag with out remark, notwithstanding the criminal professional insisted, "what's the reply on your question?" with out saying a observe, the blonde exceeded him $5.
2016-10-31 01:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-13 16:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know why a penguin could speak.
Anyway, it's funny.
2007-01-13 16:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could be a stand-up comic with that kind of material...
2007-01-13 16:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to sound like a ditzy blond, but i don't get it!
maybe i'm putting to much thought into it.
2007-01-13 16:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by Tastie♥Tastie♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No comment!
2007-01-13 16:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by nleitch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that
2007-01-17 06:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too CUTE!
2007-01-13 16:13:02 · answer #10 · answered by angelover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋