A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With the entire bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pop out.
The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent.
The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says …….
……"He should have quit while he was a head!"
2007-01-13 15:53:57 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man u should have stopped while U were ahead. u should have stopped at "and kills him instantly." stopped while he was a head? how lame was that?
2007-01-13 16:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by bluemoon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont think of this makes any sense? if she had pulled the set off she might have killed herself. ? right this is a blonde comedian tale: there replaced right into a blonde who got here across herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer purely stored bugging the blonde desiring her to play a game of intelligence. finally, the lawyer provided her 10 to a million odds, and stated each and every time the blonde ought to no longer answer one among his questions, she owed him $5, yet each and every time he ought to no longer answer hers, he'd provide her $50.00. The lawyer figured he ought to no longer lose, and the blonde reluctantly familiar. The lawyer first asked, "what's the gap between the Earth and the closest megastar?" devoid of asserting a word the blonde surpassed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What is going up a hill with 3 legs and springs backtrack the hill with 4 legs?" properly, the lawyer regarded questioned. He took various hours, looking up each and every thing he ought to on his pc or maybe putting multiple air-to-floor telephone calls attempting to discover the answer. finally, offended and annoyed, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde positioned the $50 into her handbag devoid of remark, however the lawyer insisted, "what's the respond on your question?" devoid of asserting a word, the blonde surpassed him $5.
2016-10-07 03:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but silly. 8/10.
2007-01-13 16:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it made me laugh again
2007-01-13 15:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but i have heard it before
2007-01-16 09:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-01-13 15:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by missmozee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I actually chuckled!
2007-01-13 16:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sadly enough, I actually lol-ed at that, like literally
2007-01-13 15:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
But still cute.
2007-01-13 16:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by saleniamcquaig 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one! i'm going to mail this to my friends! ha ha!
2007-01-13 16:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋