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2007-01-13 15:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by Doofus B 3 · 0 1

Just tell them you saw this new diet on Oprah last week... you only eat scabs and boogers for 7 days and you lose 10 lbs. Then just smile and stare vacantly at their shoes... and when they ask what you are looking at, tell them that you'll gladly take the scrapings off the soles of their shoes... that is if they don't want them first !!!

2007-01-13 15:41:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You can't. They are going to go tell your other co-workers that you eat your boogers too. You should give your 2 week notice now, because you will be seen as a nasty person. Nobody will want to eat lunch with you, so go get another job, but not in food service.

2007-01-13 15:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by blaze 4 · 0 1

First of all, why were you eating a booger?? Anyhow, if this is a prank question you are the scum of the earth. Tell your coworker that you were biting your nails.

2007-01-13 15:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by dogluver444 2 · 0 1

WHat the heck are you eatin you boogers for you fruit cake. if you are doing stupid things like that in public then you might as well quit your job and start selling stuff over the internet. come on what is wrong with you did you get dropped on your head or something? gosh friiggin idiot. OR YOU COULD JUST STAY THERE AND BE FREE ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOUR WORK. HA HA.

2007-01-13 15:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I don't get it. You vomit over the smell of a fart but you can eat a booger?

Whatever- It was your booger right? Then why would they care. but damn I bet you are embarrased

2007-01-13 15:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by CHRISTY R 2 · 0 1

Just fart real loud the next time you see them and they will completely forget about the booger munching.

2007-01-13 15:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by afbrat65 2 · 3 1

First, you open your eyes and then go to work and angle your face so that your eyes will point at your coworker.

2007-01-13 15:37:33 · answer #8 · answered by ehs1193 2 · 0 0

You can't. The only thing left for you to do is become a hermit in a cave and never show your face in society again.

2007-01-13 15:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by castle h 6 · 1 1

Ask them if you can pick their nose for them as well. Tell em you like to eat them as well. LOL

2007-01-13 15:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by Kdude 4 · 0 0

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