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I feel it violates the sanctity of the confession... but only because my sin involves my dog. Dogs sense things, you know?

2007-01-13 14:59:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

LOL - Clever.

I'm curious to see how many people answer as if this was a serious problem.

2007-01-13 15:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Ha! That's an interesting and funny question.

However, I believe confessing my sin to a man, instead of God, would violate the sanctity of the confession.

2007-01-13 15:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by forcedprogress 2 · 0 0

So let me get this straight. Without the dog there, you would feel better about yourself after doing something horrible to your dog and then telling your pastor...

I would appologize to the dog and try to make it right rather than confess it to the preacher and think it's all better.

2007-01-13 15:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by Ghost Wolf 6 · 0 0

I dont blame you. After all Priests have a vow of confidentiality and dogs dont.
You atheists always ask such intelligent questions and this is a dead ringer for one of them.
I know it's supposed to be funny, but it's not. It's very condecending.

2007-01-13 15:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by bob j 3 · 0 0

Yeah, God and Dog are in close. Notice Dog is god Backwards. He's going to take all your secrets and tell people. What, go to a different confessional if you have a problem with it. Dork.

2007-01-13 15:06:28 · answer #5 · answered by fifimsp1 4 · 0 0

kinda curious as to what sin involves your dog, but if i guess if it makes you uncomfortable ask the priest to leave him outside the door and probably far away from you

2007-01-13 15:03:40 · answer #6 · answered by ishybug03 4 · 1 0

I think that in the mind of a dog you may just be another leg to hump.

2007-01-13 15:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by Dr.Do 2 · 0 0

Yes, but unless it's Duke from the Bush beans commercials I think your secrets are safe.

2007-01-13 15:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-11-23 16:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by wilczynski 4 · 0 0

I don't believe you could have a blind priest. They need all their faculties to run a Parish.

2007-01-13 15:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by Midge 7 · 0 2

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