Just incase I serve time in the future, I would like to know some good tricks such as making cell-made booze, or badass weapons. Please help.
2007-01-13 14:33:05 · 14 answers · asked by ? 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
call OJ
he tricked us all
2007-01-13 14:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guys already in there will be able to help you with making booze since they already have some started and all you need is a garbage bag, some sugar and fruit juice from your meals. The best prison trick is to not end up going there. Why don't you get a new life in Christ Jesus like I did and go to Heaven instead of the slammer? Instead of going to jail because the cops take me there I go there now to tell people how to stay out when they get out. I've got a shirt from the Correctional Institutions Chaplancy with this verse on it.
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come.
Don't learn the hard way, get a new and eternal life now before it's too late!
2007-01-13 22:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have more to worry about then booze and weapons.
Weapons will not be helpful as much as learning how to fight. Cut someone and you'll get lots more time. Fight to protect your self.
Showing others that you're not a bi tch, is key. Someone will test you. Take your food, push you, mad-dog, mean-mug you. Stay focus on where you are going, but if anyone get in your way show others that you're not worth screwing with.
Respect everyone. It's the only value that is common to admin staff, guards, and other prisoners.
Work out immediately to gain strength.
Don't smoke and don't gamble.
Never, Never get credit or bower anything. You're life will be targeted if you can not pay.
Learn about law. Even punks respect prisoners who have jail-house knowledge.
You're greatest assets is being invisible and low key.
Earn the ability to have small radio with headset. You'll need it in your cell to avoid the animal noises.
You should focus on enhancing your education while in prison.
You should use the time as a set program with learning goals to deal with survival, career, and negotiation skills that will help in and out of prison.
If you need to make booze, do not brag about. Snitches will rat your out. Avoid doing anything that will add more time, or put your parole opportunity in jeopardy.
2007-01-13 23:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Pretend you are the Birdman of Alcatraz and demand birds, books, feed, etc. Then in say 10-20 years the guards will think you are a pussy. Then you can just walk out one day.
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2007-01-17 17:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by americanmalearlington 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Other than not dropping the soap, never ever bending over for any reason here's the best "prison trick" ever just don't do something that would get you sent there.
2007-01-13 23:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill a surgical glove with Vaseline and hold it under hot water for a while. When it gets hot, slide it into an old toilet paper tube and insert penis. Homemade hand punanny.
2007-01-13 22:42:30 · answer #6 · answered by normobrian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres a bunch of good website tutorials on making jail house hooch(booze)I dont remember the exact websites.Just look it up on google----key words----jail house hooch----or something like that,thats what i did.GOOD LUCK....And always remember....pack a slug!!!!
2007-01-13 22:40:26 · answer #7 · answered by j55cyr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soak the T.P and twist it into a rope. razor+ toothbrush + lighter = shank. don't bend over in shower
2007-01-13 22:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't go there in the first place.
2007-01-13 22:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really, get a good lawyer, only trick I know
2007-01-13 22:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by buggyx2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start on the hardest gang in there to get some reputation.. ;-)
2007-01-13 22:38:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋