What if the Flying Spaghetti Monster IS real? Will you repent to avoid His Noodly Wrath?
2007-01-13 14:20:55 · 19 answers · asked by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They ARE wrong, yo! RAmen!!
2007-01-13 14:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by USA USA USA 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That depends on whether the Flying Spaghetti Monster is moving westerly at 13 knots through the flute garden. Because if it is, you must quickly hit it with a pig nub so it can bread much faster; therefore, diminishing noodle wrath by 63%
2007-01-13 22:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by mammabecki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Christian and I DO believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! It exists in the minds of the unscientific, the proudly lazy, and those that if they really don't believe in God, they surely do watse a lot of time talking about it instead of being entertained by the study of science!
Maybe science is not so entertaining to them? / :
2007-01-13 22:43:58 · answer #3 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Then I'll live a life full of love. Giving to those in need and realizing that I'm not the greatest thing in the universe.
What if you're wrong?
Are you prepared to have 70 years seeking your personal pleasure at the expense of missing an eternity in joyous celebration of God? Trading this eternal celebration for an eternity of pain and torture? To me the decision is easy, I'll gladly give 70 years to my creator who WANTS to spend eternity with me.
If you answer yes, you are prepared to take your 70 years of life and care less about eternity...test yourself. Live tomorrow with no inhibition...then, on Monday, sell all your possessions. Give the funds to a lawyer with instructions to keep them from you for 5 years, regardless of any circumstance you encounter. I would wager you wouldn't even try this and if you did, you wouldn't last 3 weeks.
2007-01-13 22:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by asafam23 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
See the Book of Rigatoni, Chapter 4, Verse 5:
"For behold, there will be those who doubt the sweetness of my sauce, the tenderness of my noodles... Unto them shall be an eternity in tomatoey agony, and meatballs shall be inserted into places meatballs were never meant to be."
RAmen
Hmm...where could I find a copy of the Book of Rigatoni?
2007-01-13 22:28:48 · answer #5 · answered by Shelby 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You realize that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is fictional. He is made up. Oh now I get it.
RAmen
2007-01-13 22:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A more interesting question would be what if we are right? Are you willing to parish in hell for an eternity? Seek and you shall find. The Truth shall set you free. I'm free, how about you?
2007-01-13 22:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Nani 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, cause God said even if an angel visited you and told you anything other than what is in the bible not to believe him... so i will choose not to believe you!
2007-01-13 22:27:06 · answer #8 · answered by daisyduke_205 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Religion and politics -- if people believe, no amount of evidence can convince or unconvinced them. If someone thinks their right then that what they believe. No use arguing. Just agree to disagree.
2007-01-13 22:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by JoAnn W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well that is a great question but all i know is you half to believe in something and i do believe in the bible and in JESUS CHRIST and i know there has to be a better life for me after death as its hell here on earth ... and where will you be if you do not believe in JESUS CHRIST IF WE ARE RIGHT....
2007-01-13 22:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You never give up do you not?
God knows best
Peace and Love
2007-01-14 01:49:30 · answer #11 · answered by mil's 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋