2007-01-13 14:03:23 · 7 answers · asked by livvie locke vampire princess 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the mace?
2007-01-13 17:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
astounding, thank you. My favourites - the BMW one and the Mike Tyson one. Reporter: "Evander, what did you think of whilst Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?" What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna consume that?" How does Mike Tyson variety from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing on your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a hoop. A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to discover the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. there's no sign of the offending vehicle, yet he's relieved to work out that there is a word caught under the windshield wiper. The lawyer options up the word. "Sorry. I purely subsidized into your Beemer. The witnesses who observed the coincidence are nodding and smiling at me because of the fact they think of i'm leavingmy call, handle and different info. yet i'm no longer."
2016-10-07 03:02:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the Pepper Spray!!!
2007-01-13 14:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
from the pepper spray,the tazor and all the other defensive objects the women had used before he got to her
2007-01-13 15:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jaden B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I checked in to get the answer and it is what...?
2007-01-13 14:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how on freaking earth do u know that
2007-01-13 14:07:46 · answer #6 · answered by lilac. 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
don't know, you tell us.
2007-01-13 14:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by igive2shhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋