at a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up. "OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?"
The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "goat'."
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-13 12:59:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-13 13:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ! I am impressed ! It takes quite a lot `joke-wise` to make me laugh, but that is very good.
2007-01-13 21:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-01-16 17:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!15/10!!I REALLY NEEDED TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW!
2007-01-13 21:46:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious, that's one to tell my mates at work.
2007-01-13 22:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by Wikidkid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must of been a Mason!!!
2007-01-13 23:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-14 13:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by crispy duck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F-ing funny!!!!!!
2007-01-13 23:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by winterblues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's funny =)
2007-01-13 21:03:43 · answer #9 · answered by Bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh!! LOL. LOL.
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-16 16:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋