Don't you hate those stupid users who have an exaggerated sense of their own importance, and no sense of humor

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? Like, most questions on this site are worthwhile (including this one) in a SERIOUS way; why the frig can't people accept that some are worthwhile because they are FUNNY?? Some guy recently asked a question that said he kept his wife chained to the washing machine. There were like 1/5 of the people on the site say (In CAPITALS, no less) REPORTED!... Wow, you're some vigilante. Well done you moron. Thanks for missing the point. If you don't like the joke, then move one for god's sake! Then this guy asked if b/c of the 2 recent stingray fatalities, if stingrays were attacking humans (like a war...) Duh no, he wanted to hear funny answers! A couple reported him (for what I dunno nothing he described was remotely illegal or profane) and half were taking him serious and patronizing him, saying he doesn't know anything and its ignorance like this that's appalling.

We know. We're joking. That's all. We don't need you, this site doesn't need you, YOU need to leave. Let us have fun.

I really don't even get it. What do you get out of being so bitter? They always say we're bitter for saying "disgusting things," but if they really are just obvious jokes, then you are the only bitter ones. "Its not remotely funny." Who the heck made you judge - the person who asked thought so, someone does, others always do too. What emotion do people like that even feel, spoiling everyone's fun? They are like Nietzsche said of Spinoza, the, "Poision brewers living in a hut on the outside of the village, waiting till the path to the well is unguarded." Get lives or die, seriously. People like THAT are the disgusting ones.


Oh. Someone recently added that I have no life. Of course I don't smarty pants. Now go shut your computer off and start building that tree house you've been dreaming of.

Oh and by the way I'm picking the best answer, which is the one that gets it and makes this funny. How it should be.

Make me happy and laughing and proud of your answers! Cheers!

Answer 1

I have not read your entire question, its toooooooo long. Sry!
And Cheers to you as well!!!

Answer 2

There is a lot of negative response to most questions,(joke , riddle, whatever) , even if it is good.
All we can do is consider the source,and ignore them, go on with our life… we do have one, regardless of what others say… maybe they should heed their own advice.

Now, heres a joke for you..

Three Little pigs joke
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Sh*t!! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

I saw it on here earlier and I thought it was great...

Answer 3

You ignorant son of a gun i spend my days sitting in front of this computer gaining weight on Twinkies and Pepsi just waiting to find offencive questions and answers and you come on here all mister i know it all. well i tell you what if i wasn't almost to level 60 on world of war craft i would finish that tree house for my son, wait my wife informs me he's off to collage...well its a long game!
You think i have no sense of humour i wrote ha ha and LOL on the last joke i read!!!! what do you have to say to that?
I have only one word for you buddy REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you can laugh at yourself then its easier to laugh period. that's what my mom taught me, she used to have this really funny looking picture for me to look at each day and laugh i would and it wasn't until my mid teens did i realise it was a mirror!
Life's short take it seriously but in the joke section feel free to laugh.