about a Captain in the foreign legion who was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.
The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town.
2007-01-13 12:49:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Silly but cute. 8/10
2007-01-13 12:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Marks. 10/10
2007-01-13 13:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant I love them sort of jokes, cheers for the laughs... lol
2007-01-13 14:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Wikidkid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-01-14 05:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by crispy duck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD
WERE DO YOU GET THEM.
2007-01-13 13:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-13 12:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh....ahahahaha!
2007-01-13 13:43:22 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!!!!! lmfao!!!!!
9/10!!!!
2007-01-13 14:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-01-16 08:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋