this an old one I heard it in bars, in those days, and it comes in email, every once in a while, this what I wewemba!
Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
If it wasn't for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't fawking let that happen, can you?
It goes a guy sees a well dressed man in a bar says, "Are you a lawyer?"
The man says, "Yes I am"
Guy says, "How much do you charge for answering questions?"
Man say's, "I get $200 for 3 question!"
Guy scratches his head and says, "That's a little high but okay I really need help with this!"
Man tells him "okay you got one question left!" LMFAO
http://www.willyblues.com/
2007-01-13 12:43:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too close to the truth!
2007-01-13 12:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus, the teeth fairy, an truthful lawyer and an previous less than the impact of alcohol are strolling down the line jointly at the same time as they concurrently spot 100 dollar bill. Who options it up? The previous less than the impact of alcohol, for sure, the different 3 are figments of the mind's eye.
2016-11-23 16:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by kinkade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny 8|
2007-01-13 12:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-13 12:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willy why did you do it man. sober up man sober up , Ha ha.
2007-01-13 12:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.. not funny to me, but it sounds liek some one I know thought.
2007-01-13 12:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by Jeenie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn
2007-01-13 12:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by grand96prix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha you joker
2007-01-13 12:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by Bee.x 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should I laugh now. so old
2007-01-13 12:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,nice one
2007-01-13 14:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋