the teacher walked to the blackboard, she noticed someone had written the word 'PENIS' in tiny letters. She turned around and scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it and began class.
The next day, she went into the room, she noticed in large letters the word 'PENIS' again; this time written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's larger than the previous one. Finally one day, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words:
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."
2007-01-13 12:26:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-13 12:27:30 · update #1
You have a brilliant sense of humour, I have tears rolling down my face because I have laughed so much, thanks mate keep em coming.
2007-01-13 14:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by Wikidkid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
I used to have a teacher at school who used to write poems upon the blackboard as we were reading them out of a book. We all did it solo and one lad called Barry said a line which contained fcuk and sh ite, she wrote it on the board then relised what she had done, turned and lauched the heavy wooden chalk duster across the room and smacked him square on the head. From that day on we never mocked her again.
2007-01-13 15:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-13 12:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
Thanks for the laugh!
☼
2007-01-13 12:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good !
Rub a dub rub !
2007-01-13 12:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funae, reminds me of a girl i once knew
2007-01-13 12:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by ruged hustlah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best one today!!
2007-01-14 05:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by crispy duck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKay...that actually made me laugh alittle
2007-01-13 13:03:36 · answer #8 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i never knew that
2007-01-13 12:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by G-$quirrel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SORRY IT DOES NOT WORK FOR ME
2007-01-13 15:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋