I drink too much, can I get a lecture?

Answer 1

sounds like fun..

What the hell is your problem? Do the above the influence commercials do ANYTHING FOR YOU?! Have you been ignoring the past 100 years of American history?! DIDN'T YOU READ ABOUT THE PROHIBITION?! DRINKING IS A HORRIBLE THING TO DO! What if you stumbled into the street or got raped or something? What if you threw up on a little boy? WHO WOULD BE TRAUMATIZED?! THAT BOY WOULD, ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! STOP RUINING LIVES!!! Don't you know that that's all alcohol does?! You're going to lose your job walking in drunk! Don't you know it burns a hole in your organs?! You're gonna be crapping out your liver in 20 years. And forget about getting laid. After a few years women won't say yes when the only pickup line you can remember it "you, me, bedroom." Grow up! Get some sense! Live above the influence! You're sooo much better than that, you know? We all love you, man. Now give me a hug... That's right. I'm sorry I was so hard on you, but I had to be, you know?

:)

Answer 2

Am I An Alcoholic?

When someone asks the inevitable question, Have these questions ready to be answered by them as honestly as possible..

YES NO
1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people?
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time of day?
11. Do you want a drink the next morning?
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?
16. Do you drink alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?
19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence?
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?

If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a definite warning that you may be an alcoholic

.If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are an alcoholic

.If you have answered YES to three or more, you are definitely an alcoholic

SO GO GET HELP!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

I lecture my sister all the time - here I'll put her on.....

Stop it! Drinking alcohol may seem like a great idea at the time but dont forget the dangers. Not only does it give you a massive hang over the day after it slowly kills you faster. it murders your liver, stomach lining (from all the acid, or throwing up the dy after), it kills of braincells, dehydrates you considerably, which leads to bad skin and wrinkles, Then after you look at what it does to your pysical body there the other side to drinking. The falls, the stubbing of toes, running into things, maybe you get into a fight, drive your car, steal things ring long distance countries from a phone you found lying on a bar? And last but not least $$$$$$$$$ spending $100 a wk on alcohol equals $5200 in a year. Think of what you could do with that!!!!!!
...............well thats what my sister tells me anyway, it doesnt stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

ALCOHOL ADDICTION:

This will work to stop the cravings for alcohol and sugar, as they both have almost the same chemical compositions. If you have the alcoholic gene, you will either crave alcohol or sweets. Take 500 mg. L-Glutinate three times a day with a large glass of pure water. Realize that your body's thirst is not for alcohol, just pure water. Drink lots of pure water every day, and you will feel like a new person fast

Answer 5

Sure, anytime!

Cough-cough...

What are you doing?! Stop drinking so much! One, do you have ANY idea how much money you'll save if you were to quit!!! Two, you're hurting yourself. This might seem like fun right now, but you'll probably end up regretting it once you turn old or sick! You have alot to live for. Use that money on something better!

Answer 6

sign up for college - there are lots drinking and lots of lectures there.

Answer 7

Why you sod, you! hehe You know you shouldn't drink so much. You really disappoint me, ya know? Why don't you at least try to cut down. And if I hear you've been drinking and driving, well, we're not friends anymore!

Oh..brb...gotta grab another bud.

Answer 8

You don't need a lecture, because you will be dead soon from liver failure or alcohol poisoning anyways. Have fun while it lasts.

Answer 9

you are a very naughty person!!!!
if you continue to drink too much you will shrivel up and die!!

do it again and you will get a smacked bottom

Answer 10

Boy! This is your momma...you are about to be wearing some road rash if you don't chill..... we need to keep you round to pay the bills when we get too broke, i mean old.....