Dead Certainty?

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i was once in a sales meeting when the trainer said there is no such thing as a dead certainty i said under my breath bollocks the trainer said "who said that and explain your self" i said you go for a nice meal with a 19 year old lap dancer as you are driving through town in your jag, you stop at the all night chemist and with one hand on her knee say i just nipping in here for a big packet of condoms and if she is still there when you get back thats a dead cert!!!

2007-01-13 12:08:57 · 3 answers · asked by John C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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thanks

2007-01-13 12:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by iroc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

this seems more like boasting than a question.

2007-01-13 20:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by lee m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Ok then!

2007-01-13 20:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋