So a guy walks into a bar and makes a bet with the bartender.Guy says:"i bet u i can pee in that can over there without having one drop on the floor for $1,000".So the bartender accepts the bet.So the guy pees all over the bar,on the stools,on the pool tables EVERYWHERE even on the bartender.So the bartender wins $1,000.So the bartender sees the guy laughing and asks him:"why are u laughing u just lost $1,000?".And the guy says:"u see those 3 guys over there i bet each of them $1,000 that i could pee all over in ur bar!"
2007-01-13 12:05:17 · 19 answers · asked by Nick 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hillarious! sucks for the bartender
2007-01-13 12:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by meju 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crazy but funny. 8/10!
2007-01-13 12:09:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny... he just lost $1000 for no reason, he could have $3000 but instead only made 2k
2007-01-13 12:21:29 · answer #3 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm..almost as bad as the superman joke..hehe
2007-01-13 19:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little funny,try another one
2007-01-13 14:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by hanagal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny i was that bar tender
2007-01-13 12:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by John C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little funny
2007-01-13 12:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by Claudia C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's ok. I've heard similar jokes
2007-01-13 12:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by calebandnoahsma 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
umm.. no i don't think its very funny but whatever
2007-01-13 12:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird but funny!!
2007-01-13 12:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by Laryn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋