Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
2007-01-13 11:44:38 · 42 answers · asked by Claudia C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hilarious. Brings back some great memories of what you have to do sometimes when there is no toilet in sight. Thanks for the laugh! Claire
2007-01-13 11:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by Claire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but what are a scary sight that would be at midnight.
Two witches peeing behind headstones at night.Even Buffy would run from that.
2007-01-13 11:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by melbournewooferblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-13 11:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. That was funny. I have learned a new joke. In return for that joke since it was so good, i will tell u 2 of my jokes. hope u like them:
The horniest guy in the world is stuck on an island with just a monkey. After a while, he gets so horny he decides to have sex with the monkey. He catches the monkey, tries to have sex with it, but it somehow gets away.
He tries again the next day, but he fails. Then, he sees the hottest girl in the world drowning in the ocean, so he goes and saves her. She says to him, "I'll do anything to repay you. ANYTHING."The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"
Next joke:
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''
''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?''
''I'm Jim.''
''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??''
''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!''
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says,
''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey.
''Is it your brother?''
''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.
When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?''
Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved.
''Then, it must be your boyfriend!''
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!''
''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks.
Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!''
LOL hope u like em
2007-01-13 11:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by Produh G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! 11 thumbs up!!! Great joke!! 10/10
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2007-01-13 12:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it a fews years ago
It still made me laugh hearing it again
2007-01-13 11:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, It's actually quite cute and entertaining in my opinion.
I love people who can make me laugh!
xoxoxo
2007-01-13 11:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by It's Just me.... Kiwi :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nothin to burst my buttons over but was entertaining to read I guess. sounds like something id do! haha
2007-01-13 11:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by ~V@NN@H~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaa thats hialrious!!
2007-01-13 11:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by Laryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a really funny joke! made me laugh out loud
2007-01-13 12:17:22 · answer #10 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋