A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."
The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before."
The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
2007-01-13 11:31:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A good one! I suppose she married an elevator operator as her fourth husband so that she could retain her virginity!
2007-01-13 14:23:37 · answer #1 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-13 11:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice I bet she does miss the lick em stamp collector
2007-01-13 11:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by bee81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it before, but still funny. Id miss him too!!!!
2007-01-13 11:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by 16m&ms 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, sorta funny.
2007-01-13 11:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HORRIBLE, but FUNNY, my husband and I both loved it!
2007-01-13 11:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy 4 Cats! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-13 11:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by oldmanarnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup like it, keep them coming.
2007-01-13 11:36:54 · answer #8 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny
2007-01-13 11:38:30 · answer #9 · answered by browneyedgirl90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! funny! good one! :)
2007-01-13 11:34:56 · answer #10 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋