There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2007-01-13 11:23:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha! funny! two thumbs up!
2007-01-13 11:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blind man is walking with a seeing-eye dog and they come to a busy intersection. Just as the lite turns green the dog takes off across the street and drags the blind man across the street almost getting him killed by oncoming traffic. The blind man reaches in his pocket, takes out a bisquit and gives it to the dog. A man passing by stops and sez: "I saw what that dog did, why are you giving him a bisquit." Blind man sez
"To see where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the ***"
2007-01-13 11:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by surfsidejohnny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2016-05-23 22:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-13 11:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha! LOL.
Good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-01-16 08:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, heard that one before..still a little funny.
2007-01-13 11:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be laughing till the cows come home. :)
2007-01-13 11:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Sir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke was posted b4 but its funny, lol
2007-01-13 11:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL now that really showed me how dirty minded I am LOL
2007-01-13 11:28:17 · answer #9 · answered by Zenithia Victora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny! good one!
2007-01-13 11:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋