A man calls his boss one morning and says, "Boss, I can't make it to work today. I have a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt."
The boss says, "You know something? I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and ask for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. Try it!"
Two hours later the man calls the boss and says, "I did what you said, Boss, and I feel great! I'll be right in to work! And by the way, you have a nice house!"
2007-01-13 11:08:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
2007-01-17 03:00:23 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-13 11:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh , my God, sound funny, do you mind if i ask a question? Is the boss in the story is you ??? >_<
2007-01-13 11:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by lovely1991_dinh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! thats funny! I think the boss needs to re-think his ideas! :)
2007-01-13 11:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!!! a 10 out of 10!!!!!
2007-01-13 11:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's 10:00 clock. do you know where your wife is?
2007-01-13 11:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by TJK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but older than moses
2007-01-13 11:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by General Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha good one
2007-01-13 11:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by STAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny!
2007-01-13 11:14:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats halirous!!!
2007-01-13 11:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by ♥brasilian chick♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋