Paddy and Murphy were off on holiday in a plane(no not the air -lingus one with outside toilets!) When an announcement came over the tannoy...." This is your captain speaking, I'm afraid engine #1 has fallen off but there is no reason to be alarmed it only means we'll be an hour late. A few hundred miles further on,another announcement.." This is your captain again, engine #2 has fallen off but don't worry we'll only be 3 hours late. Later on yet another announcement " I'm sorry to tell you that engine #3 has fallen off but it will only delay us by 5 hours.
Paddy turns to Murphy and says :" Sure, I hope that last engine won't fall off...we'll be up here all day!!"
2007-01-13 11:06:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad. The thought of the outside toilet on air lingus made me chuckle.
2007-01-13 11:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute but not that funny. 8/10.
2007-01-13 19:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seamus,the pilot,say's to his ,co pilot,?"did ye remember to put the spare one in with the manifest???
2007-01-13 19:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a smile outta of me!
A bit corney, but also a bit funny:)
2007-01-13 19:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paddy is kinda an idiot :)
2007-01-13 19:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've posted this under the category 'Jokes and Riddles'.
I cannot find a joke or a riddle in there.
2007-01-13 19:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
they better start drinking some irish whiskey lol!
2007-01-14 02:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha good one
2007-01-13 19:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by STAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny i guess.
2007-01-13 19:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋