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2007-01-13 10:43:22 · 7 answers · asked by Joanne M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok lol.
Ok so three dead guys are walking to the gates of heaven. St Bernard says the man with the most pathetic death will be let in.
First guy:
Well, i came home from work and i saw my wife had just cheated on me. I ran around the house trying to find the man. Then i went out back and saw a man, who i thought was "trying to escape", hanging from my fire escape. I went inside and got my hamer and started hitting his fingers to make him let go. He fell into some bushes unharmed, so i got my refrigerator and pushed it on him. I felt so guilty that i shot myself.
Second guy:
Well, I was base-jumping and my parachute wouldn't work! I grabbed a man's fire escape tp save myself. But then he comes running outside with a hammer and starts hammering my fingers. i safely fall into some bushes but then he comes outside and pushes his refrigerator on me!
Third guy:
Imagine this. Your hiding naked in a refrigerator...
2007-01-13 10:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is anothe great blonde joke---
A blonde haired women calls her boyfriend up all excited because she cannot do the jigsaw puzzle she is working on! He tells her he will be right there. When he arrives he finds her more upset than she was when she first called him. He makes her sit down and offers to make her cup of tea. While she is relaxing with the tea-----
he calmly walks over to the puzzle and starts to put the pieces back in the box.
Then he brings the box to the women and explains that the puzzle will never be the picture on the box
Because it is a box of
FROSTED FLAKES!
2007-01-13 10:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ravish, Im sorry yet I dont recognize the reply on your question. i will attempt to locate it. Jason, I truly have a quote for you. "the secret of coaching lies in respecting the student" Ralph Waldo Emerson in case you do not recognize the reply, in the destiny per chance it may well be smart of you to maintain your hands off the keys and don't be a jerk because of your insecurities!
2016-10-31 00:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When someone asks you a question, say, "Like George Washington, said when they asked who cut down the cherry tree, "I can not tell a lie. Abraham Lincoln did it."
2007-01-13 11:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by The Great Walrus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the best thing about dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere!
2007-01-13 11:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by surfsidejohnny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a mind bender
make your friend say milk ten times in a row.
as soon as they finish ask them: What do cows drink.? !!
they'll say milk .
cows drink water
2007-01-13 11:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by gabby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out my joke
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai8oWrRfxxo36YsWMiTtTvzsy6IX?qid=20070113150117AA6bKrc
thank you
2007-01-13 10:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋