Why I Fired My Secretary .................?

Question

Why I Fired My Secretary

I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,
"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and
shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big
kiss and say, "Happy birthday, dear." All smiles, I went in to breakfast, and
there sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one word. So
I got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, "Oh well,
she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and they
will sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice gift for me." There I sat, enjoying
my coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running into the kitchen,
yelling, "Give me a slice of toast! I'm late! Where is my coat? I'm going to
miss the bus!" Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office.


When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile
and a cheerful "Happy birthday, boss." She then asked if she could get me some
coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better.


Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, "Since
it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?" Thinking it would make
me feel better, I said, "That's a good idea." So we locked up the office, and
since it was my birthday, I said, "Why don't we drive out of town and have
lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?" So we drove out of
town and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and a
nice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, "Why don't
we go to my place, and I will fix you another martini." It sounded like a good
idea, since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to her
apartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said, "If you
will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she
left the room.


In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big
birthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat with
nothing on but my socks.................

Answer 1

GOOD FUNNY ONE...

Answer 2

Not. 1. She must answer the phone which gives you more time on Y!A. 2. At least she makes an effort to look presentable (in her view)--the next secretary might not. 3. The jealousy could make for interesting and free drama, thus diverting you from "real work" you are paid to do, which could mix it up when Y!A gets boring. 4. She has rent or a mortgage to pay like everyone else. Besides, no one else may hire her in this market. And, you are big-hearted enough to not want to cause someone else to be homeless. 5. If she really adds nothing of value to the company then perhaps you two are tied, since you like to be with us all day! lol ;0)

Answer 3

I think U fired Ur secretary since she instead if doing her first job that is to work in the office but she thought of doing something else instead of her work for which she's been hired.but as a human feeling count for much more U shouldnt be rude enough to fire Ur secretary as it was Ur bday which she just wanted to make U happy along with Ur family so i feel it doesnt make any sense in firing her from the job even though she gets paid for her job.
As the worth of a human is much more than anything precious in this world.

Answer 4

Dear TC you mispelled your name Tetrahydrocannabinol would be the correct spelling...

ps you get too much of it

Now..if you Actually took the time to ANSWER that question...I....mock you...right here and now..I mock you to your very face...it was damned funny;...and you made the SADDEST attempt I have ever seen at disassembling something. Noooow I would suggest you lay off the pipe..and put your keyboard down for a while...go eat some nacho's or something

Answer 5

Poor Secretary!!!!

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Too funny! That guy is in so much trouble! 10/10! Great ending!

Answer 7

XD yeah, funny! That guy is in a whole lotta trouble. But atleast his wife didn't 4get!

Answer 8

Coz u never expected your family to be there while you were just on with your socks and your secret was open before them

Answer 9

Heard first but still it makes me laugh
10/10

Answer 10

hey, at least the wife knows that she need to divorce her husband and get her kids hooked up with a shrink soon

Answer 11

Great joke Angel!