a blonde guy gets home early from work to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
"Whats up " he asked. " I'm having a heart attack "she said,
He rushes downstairs to the phone and just as he is dialling his young son rushes up,
" Daddy Daddy uncle Ted is hiding in the wardrobe and he's got no clothes on."
The guy rushes upstairs passed his screaming wife and opens the wardrobe door, sure enough there is his brother Ted.
"You rotton bastard my wife is having a heart attack and you are running round naked scaring the kids".
2007-01-13 09:59:13 · 22 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha love this joke~!.. this is the first time i have heard a blonge GUY joke.. lol
2007-01-13 10:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome I love the fact that its a blonde GUY joke and not girl joke. Good job
2007-01-13 18:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by LUCKY TOLLY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I'm so tired of hearing jokes about girl blondes. This was refreshing to be a guy one!
2007-01-13 18:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic lmao 10/10
2007-01-13 18:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I've heard this one before. But good for 2 points.
2007-01-13 18:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by momma mia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Lol have a nice day
2007-01-13 18:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and all the time she was having a multiple orgasms good one 10/10
2007-01-14 04:26:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! man thats the first time I heard a blonde GUY joke! funny! :)
2007-01-13 18:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha now thats funny!!! good joke 10/10
2007-01-13 18:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
come to think of it
a blonde guy is as equally blonde as his counterpart
2007-01-13 18:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋