Yo momma’s so fat that when she was floatin' in the ocean Spain tried to claim her as the new world.
Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.
Yo momma’s so fat when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo momma’s so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.
What do you think of them? ^_^
2007-01-13 09:16:14 · 10 answers · asked by Lyrical Lie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hah Hah! Funny! I really like the dog bite one! 10/10!
2007-01-13 09:20:47 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so dumb she stayed up all night to study for her blood test the next day.
2007-01-13 10:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but why not yo pappa is so fat......
there are more overweight men than there are women!
Fitness consultant in PA
2007-01-13 09:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have yo momma joke fights on the bus. guess whos gonna win now!!!
2007-01-13 09:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by dontwant2tellU 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeeHeeHee!
A man goes to doctor, and says :
"Oh doc, what's wrong with me ? When I push my leg, it hurts ,
When I push my chest, it hurts , When I push my head, it hurts...
Actually, anywhere I push, it hurts...."
To which the Doc replies :
"Ah I see. What we have here is a broken finger..."
2007-01-13 09:30:04 · answer #5 · answered by mai51156 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are perfect for me. I giggled. Good job.
2007-01-13 09:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by Tasha.Lovely. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
half of them was funny
2007-01-13 09:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by shanaecamille 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting.
2007-01-13 09:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. they all maded me giggle.
2007-01-13 09:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are all funny . lmao !
2007-01-13 09:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by MK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋