so he gives a rub, out pops a genie and grants him three wishes so the man takes it home to think about his wishes.He decides his first wish is to be rich so it is granted.His next wish is to look stunning and again it is granted.Two days later he is looking in the mirror and decides on his last wish he rubs the lamp out pops the genie and the man says "genie i wish for my c#ck to touch the floor" and at that his legs fell off!
2007-01-13 09:15:39 · 18 answers · asked by stu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ow!! haha good joke
2007-01-13 09:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever considered a guy with 40 million interior the monetary organisation, 2 Lamborghinis driving around without kidneys? Please permit me understand once you spot him....i might opt to borrow a pair of hundreds of thousands from him....
2016-10-07 02:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by boland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's as funny as having sex and then forgetting you didn't take The Pill! Bad joke.
2007-01-13 09:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-01-13 09:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol heard if b4 but still funny as hell
2007-01-13 09:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Blade 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old, heard that one about 20 years ago..
2007-01-13 09:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is not at all apealing to some people but i find it funny
2007-01-13 09:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Older than ME!...and I'm very old...
2007-01-13 09:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good enough tee hee hee
2007-01-13 09:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay... not really that funny though.
2007-01-13 10:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋