A man was drowning in a river. A boat came and teh guy asked him " do you need any help" No said the guy god will save me. So the guy was still drowning. Then anothe rboat came. The captain asked do you need help. No said the guy god will save me. Finally the guy died. The he went to heavena d asked god,"why didn't you save me"
I sent two boats to save you what did you expect!!!
2007-01-13 08:56:57 · 11 answers · asked by Josselinne G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From "The Pursuit of Happyness", huh? Good one. :)
2007-01-13 08:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard one similar.
there once was an old man who lived in new orleans during katrina. the water was pretty high so he had to stand on top of his car. he prays to god for him to save him. Along comes a guy in a rowboat. he says "old man, lets go, youre going to drown." the old man says " no no. god will save me" and the guy moves on. awhile later the water gets even higher, so he climbs to the roof of his porch. a rescue ferry comes by and the guy on the ferry says "old man, come with us. the water is too high, you will drown" the old man says again "no no. god will save me" and they move on too. About an hour later the water is so high that he has to stand on his two story roof. A helicopter comes by and a guy with a megaphone yells "old man, hurry. you have nowhere else to go, you must come with us" for the final time the old man says "dont worry, god will save me" And they fly off. and 30 minutes later the old man drowns. As he walks into heaven, he asks god, "why didnt you save me god?" God replies "you stupid old man! i gave you 3 chances to live! what more can you ask for?"
2007-01-13 09:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!
2007-01-13 11:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good. it also convays the message of God
2007-01-13 09:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke! it was also in the pursuit of happiness!
2007-01-13 09:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i saw this movie last night.
2007-01-13 11:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that one!
2007-01-13 09:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-01-13 09:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Matthew W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-01-13 09:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k
2007-01-13 09:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by mo the man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋