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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

2007-01-13 08:35:23 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

56 answers

love it brilliant just how a woman thinks

2007-01-13 08:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2007-01-13 08:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's a long road to a little house

2007-01-13 08:40:04 · answer #3 · answered by Fortytipper 5 · 0 0

I like that 1 better than your last

2007-01-13 08:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha, It's very funny, I liked it, because sometimes when I want to wake up early, I write on a peace of paper too ! :)

2007-01-13 08:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Valentine 1 · 0 1

typical woman i would say hate it when they give you the silent treatment 10/10

2007-01-13 08:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Works for me

2007-01-13 08:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It is not very funny. You can see where it goes when you read the first line.

2007-01-13 08:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by abc 2 · 2 0

Pack the bags girl you are out of here.
My answer

2007-01-13 08:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha ha that was awesome! loved it, always look for your jokes on this coz yours are by far the best! cheers for the laugh! x

2007-01-13 08:57:15 · answer #10 · answered by Little Red Riding Hood 3 · 0 0

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