A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
2007-01-13 08:28:32 · 21 answers · asked by mai51156 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-13 08:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-01-13 09:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 10/10 still laughing!
2007-01-13 08:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! LOL
2007-01-13 09:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny
-red hot chili peppers fan-
2007-01-13 08:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lmmfao
2007-01-13 08:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
issa gooodda joka.
2007-01-13 08:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by matured 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome
2007-01-13 08:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2007-01-13 08:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10. i needed a good laugh. thanks and keep em coming.
2007-01-13 08:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by mariska s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋