A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets of at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." the hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him that the every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetary to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus driwent dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus driver(male) "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetary and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets abouther virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun. After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out,
"Ha ha, I'm the hippie!!"
The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,
"Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!"
2007-01-13 08:26:52 · 20 answers · asked by mai51156 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is a hilarious joke..I laughed until I cried .
2007-01-13 08:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here' s one for you :- a guy climbed aboard a city bus and alter into hoping that anybody on the bus could be responsive to the place Nelson highway exchange into . He sat beside a male passenger and asked the guy , " do you be responsive to the place Nelson highway is ? " The passenger reported , " Oh ! particular ! merely watch me and get off this bus 4 stops earlier I do ! "
2016-10-19 22:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody posted this earlier today only in their version the Hippie was a Punk. Suppose that all depends on who you feel like laughing at more. Or is it that they both represent a threat to the establishment.??
2007-01-13 08:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This was one of the better ones. I had a good laugh.
2007-01-13 08:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god, almost fell of my chair lol 10/10
2007-01-13 10:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was the most hilarious joke in the world! i knew that was coming but it was great anyway!!!
2007-01-13 08:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is funny ive never heard this one before... how did you get this joke anyway?
2007-01-13 08:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i knew it was coming and i still read it, this was one of the first good jokes i ever heard in my life, a classic, thanks for reminding me
2007-01-13 08:30:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I never heard it that way good one
2007-01-13 08:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-01-13 08:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋