Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her, " I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependant on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug".
She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.
She's such a B--ch....... ..
2007-01-13 08:16:13 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh dear i know that feeling 10/10
2007-01-14 21:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, except for her being a B--ch, it brought a chuckle to me. I think it would depend on your crowd as to how well it was taken. I imagine it would be a big hit in a club where males are typically served beer while watching football game. You could probably get women to chuckle or laugh at it a bit easier since it is something they are likely to be quite familiar with.
Oh, and thanks for the points and the chuckle. :-)
2007-01-13 08:21:02 · answer #2 · answered by G A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, my ol lady is the same...
The other day, I told her I wanted to try sex a different way for a change..... she handed me
a right handed catcher's mitt.
Someone told me, years ago, that marriage was 'magical'... so I got married... sure enough,
as soon as I got married, my sweet young thing changed, like magic, into this creature I have now..
2007-01-13 08:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I understand. I asked my wife if she wanted to fool around. She said "No, I have to go to the gynecologist first thing in the morning and I want to be nice and fresh."
I then asked her if she had to go to the dentist too?
Now my neck is stiff from sleeping on the couch.
2007-01-13 08:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Rowdy Yayhoot 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i sympathise with the bloke i mean throwing away a good beer sacrilege 10/10
2007-01-13 08:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha. That sounds like my finance. lol Maybe I should pull his plug.
2007-01-13 08:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say she was being a b***h, she was just doing what you asked of her...jeez you give a man what he wants and he STILL whines!!! Yes it was funny, VERY FUNNY...got a lot of laughing out of me!!!!
2007-01-13 08:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by momofatsc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Appearently the husband needs some help in there......
2007-01-14 04:08:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i had 2 read that one twice to understand it.
2007-01-13 08:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by N.E.R.D.S[RULE] 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA ! !that explains why the wife did what she did the other night
2007-01-13 08:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋