an old lady felt something moving around her nether regions and so she went to the doctor,
Well my dear you have crabs,
Thats impossible said the woman , i am an 80 year old virgin, i have never had sex and so i dont have crabs, I want a second opinion,
She goes to another doctor for her check up.
Well he said, The good news is you dont have crabs, the bad news is your cherry has rotted and you have fruit flies.
2007-01-13 08:13:11 · 29 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-13 08:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee. The best way to sort crabs out is to rub sugar around the infected area several times a day.It doesn't kill the little blighters but it rots their teeth so they can't bite any more.
2007-01-13 16:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Bout as bad as this one:
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree".
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly".
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said,"You must put it in here".
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees" said Tarzan.
2007-01-13 16:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
chris w whats a cherry ha ha good one girl 10/10
2007-01-13 16:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
URGH!! Still funny though 10/10
2007-01-13 17:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by Lyrical Lie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah the poor dear lol
2007-01-13 18:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!! LOL! That's great. 8 out of 10
2007-01-13 16:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by Justin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have read it before but I still think it's funny every time I read it. lol
2007-01-13 16:19:12 · answer #8 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but whats the question?
2007-01-13 16:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross is not the word ..Still chuckled tho!
2007-01-13 16:17:36 · answer #10 · answered by pigeon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋