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with it's blue lights flashing but I kept going until eventually he pulled in front of me. Why didn't you stop when you saw my lights flashing the cop said. I told him, my wife ran off with a copper last week and when I saw the lights I was afraid you were bringing her back.

2007-01-13 08:00:07 · 15 answers · asked by tucksie 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

good 1 lmao 10/10

2007-01-13 08:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

For a Cop, you'd be taken in on prices of reckless endangerment. If some raging fool jumped on the hood of my own vehicle (BMW X5) i'd slam on the brakes, then accelerate like a madman, for this reason operating you over,then, i'd opposite over properly of you, get out of the automobile and say, "How Do you want Me NOW!" lol. in trouble-free words one downturn, i'd have blood and diverse body-elements on the underbody of my SUV...

2016-10-31 00:32:35 · answer #2 · answered by ridinger 4 · 0 0

Nice

2007-01-13 08:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by Lionwarlord 1 · 0 0

you are under arrest.you have the right to remain silent. any joke you tell can and will be used against you in a court of law.

2007-01-13 09:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0 0

I don't get that and i'm not a blonde!!! out of ten , you joke was a 10. pretty good for a joke that i don't get(LOL)

2007-01-13 08:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by halima b 2 · 0 0

lol, I sent that one to my best friend who is dating my ex that I set up. changed it a little

2007-01-13 08:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very cute i'll give it a 6

2007-01-13 08:03:57 · answer #7 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0 0

I gotta tell everybody that one.

2007-01-13 08:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol but that's an old one

2007-01-13 08:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao good joke!!! 10/10!!

2007-01-13 08:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0 0

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