Are they so far down the in pecking order that the rest of us can't even be bothered to make up jokes about them? There are plenty about the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman, a smattering about the Welsh, but none about the I.o.M? Anybody know any?
2007-01-13
07:55:28
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
abraxas55, Cowes is in the Isle of Wight
2007-01-13
08:28:35 ·
update #1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A3197207
Click here,and look under the paragraph called 'The people';there is a joke there.
2007-01-13 08:02:49
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answered by MaryBeth 7
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The Beatles sang about the Isle of Wight in "When I'm 64" but I haven't heart of it since either.
2007-01-13 08:04:03
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answered by Venus 2
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I know a joke about someone from the Isle of man. He loved baked beans and it goes like this:
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.
All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.
With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
2007-01-13 08:10:10
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answered by Ex Head 6
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Ok....but this is really old, Q: What steams and comes out of Cows ?
A: The Isle of Man ferry.
(yes, yes, i know but if I put the 'e' in it wouldn't work ok?)
ooops wrong island... er ok what steams and comes out of er......Douglas ?
2007-01-13 08:10:00
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answered by abraxas5597 2
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I thought they all had 3 legs.And you don't take the pi55 out of guys with a big middle leg!!!
2007-01-13 08:04:05
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answered by Anonymous
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thats a good question i have never heard one either
2007-01-13 08:19:02
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answered by Anonymous
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ask Rolf Harris
2007-01-13 07:58:54
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answered by Alicat 6
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dont know any...but they keep going on about manx cats(no tails) but in every big city the cats have no tails...no ears..
2007-01-13 07:59:34
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answered by Anonymous
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