A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
2007-01-13 07:51:54 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was funny.:)
2007-01-13 07:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny.
Thanks for the 2 points.
2007-01-13 07:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor guy bet that took the wind out his sails 10/10
2007-01-13 08:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's mad funny. I've got to tell my wife (she's a ticket agent).
2007-01-13 07:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Mint.
2007-01-13 07:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by malejocelyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny but some men might think you are talking about them
2007-01-13 09:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its sorta funny
2007-01-13 08:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i see you're flying economy today"
"sir, you'll have to empty your gun before you board"
"no weapons allowed, sir"
"no thank you, i already ate"
"your pet has to be in a cage, sir"
"this is NOT limp bizkit's plane, sir!"
"no inflatable toys allowed, sir"
2007-01-13 07:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, cute. Not laugh out loud material, but you know.
2007-01-13 07:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2007-01-14 21:49:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, now allow me to retort:
An Indian Guy goes into a brothel and gets hooked up.
As his date and him undress she looks at him and starts to laugh!
He starts laughing also.
She tells him she doesn't understand and asks"Who do you think your going to please with THAT?
He starts laughing even harder!--"ME!"
2007-01-13 07:58:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋