blowing your buffer, losing your train of thought.
coffee, a person who was coughed up.
abdicate. a person who has given up all hope of having a flat stomach.
flabbergasted. appalled at how much weight you have gained.
flatulence. a truck which picks you up after you have been run over by a steamroller.
carcinoma, a valley in california notable for its heavy smog.
lymph, to walk with a lisp.
willy nilly, impotent,
testicle. a humerous question on an exam.
oyster, a person who sprinkles his conversations with yiddish expressions
negligent. describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
can you come up with 2 or more.
2007-01-13 07:42:22 · 7 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rampant-trousers for sheep
atom-a male cat
semiconductor-a short assed musical director
surveillance-a long pole to push away highstreet surveyors
microwave-a midget waving
woodwork-a male who doesnot suffer impotence
2007-01-13 08:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by slashdog2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A program-Any assignment that can't be completed by one phone call.
Expedite- To compound comfusion with commotion
Channels- The trail left by interoffice memos.
Coordinator- The fellow who has a desk between two expeditors.
Expert- Any ordinary fellow who is more than 100 miles from home.
We Will Look Into It- By the time the wheel makes full turn, we assume that you will have forgotten it too.
Reliable Source- The fellow you just met.
Informed Source- The fellow who told the fellow you just met.
Unimpeachable Source- The fellow who started the rumor originally.
A Clarification- To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground.
We Are Making a Survey- We need more time to think up an answer.
Note & Initial- Let's spread the responsibility for this.
Will Advise You In Due Course - If we figure it out, we'll let you know.
Constructive Criticism is Welcome - Bring it in with your resignation.
2007-01-13 16:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The name "Justin Case"
2007-01-13 16:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by visitorparkingonly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Racist - Someone who races a lot
Cowboy - Half man half cow
2007-01-13 15:46:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
retard, tired again
stupid, someone not knowing something but still insisting that they do
2007-01-13 15:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by Jonni D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
piccalilli - the republican leadership contest
2007-01-13 15:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by peppypop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm i cant but those are great thanks!
2007-01-13 16:28:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋