A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"
2007-01-13 07:30:13 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really funny
2007-01-13 07:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by daytonaaaa(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-13 12:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were the unopposed queen of this section. What happened suddenly?? Have you started teaching some kids... how come you are so influenced by them??
Madam... please maintain your standards. We look up to you for really different and new jokes.
By the way, they don't write UFO on UFOs... for them it is an Identified Flying Object. Hee Hee
2007-01-13 07:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decent
2007-01-13 08:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the blonde should have went with them 10/10
2007-01-13 07:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy Har Har.
2007-01-13 07:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
50/50
2007-01-13 07:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by Georgie Smorgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
course she knew all blonde's are alien 10/10
2007-01-14 22:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny or not?
yeah funnyish, but i`ve seen you come up with some absolute brahmas on here. not a criticism but not up to your usual standard.
2007-01-13 08:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cracking blonde joke, great !!!
2007-01-13 07:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah liked that one! haha
2007-01-13 07:36:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋