The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!!!
2007-01-13 07:04:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one lol
2007-01-13 07:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by Nicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So i'm answerable for writing on the hours of darkness on the clumsiness of my little ones that's working away like small mice do once you turn on the sunshine and that's stressful for me to maintain catching them so I take a seat interior the gutter observing the chew sized human beings of the subsequent era draw faces on the solar with chalk and that i glance on the sky and notice faces interior the clouds reminding me i'm not so far removed from that i'm accountable writing next to you who's responsive to greater approximately historic previous than any e book like a sufferer of a few durable conflict your homes burnt down and your coronary heart can barley beat to a similar song, interior the daze of your hearts music i'm going to stand up and say "that's been an honor previous city" as I watch the sundown and take a seat backtrack simply by fact i won't be able to help yet think of we proportion a similar destiny
2016-10-19 22:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course the redneck man won. It wouldn't matter who was the other contestant. Redneck will always win. lol
2007-01-13 07:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny. Never underestimate a Redneck
2007-01-13 07:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the national poetry contest is amazing; I've never heard of it before,I write poems; how do I enter the contest? or any other?
2007-01-13 07:18:18 · answer #5 · answered by home n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one i needed a good laugh Marilyn Monroe is my twin
2007-01-13 07:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one lol.
2007-01-13 07:19:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the good laugh. I liked this one
2007-01-13 07:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...ok...?
2007-01-13 07:09:32 · answer #9 · answered by J. Lee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋