The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!!!
2007-01-13 07:03:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool i like it thanks for the laugh
2007-01-13 07:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i go on "answers",I pick jokes and riddles,
I know not why,it beats playing my fiddles,
I've seen you post a joke or two
Where do you find them,Timbuktwo?
2007-01-13 15:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by Mark K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you already asked (asked,... no you didn't ask anything; you just wasted points) this question (although it's not a question).
2007-01-13 15:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by J. Lee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kool kool
2007-01-13 15:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋