2007-01-13 06:42:20 · 12 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, my son. But you must not take their path, for down that way lies damnation. Those who do not accept the saucy blessing of the most holy Flying Spaghetti Monster do not spend the rest of eternity with him. They are cast off and made to diet for eternity, forever smelling the sweet scent of spaghetti, but never able to receive a plate. Do not think on the heretics, my young Pastafarian. They are lost. Bend the knee to the great Lord of the Sauce, and all will be well. May his Noodly Appendages encircle thine heart, for now and forever more.
Ramen~
2007-01-13 07:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarians can not be heretics The preach only joy and great fun. They do not seem to hunt converts and have a great humbleness towards Noodles. I find them both happy and content in their belief and see it as no threat to others.
In every religion there is some fault. But Pastafarians, The Spaghetti Monster and the Pirates that could have stopped global warming all offer only virtue to a mundane boring and endless study of religion.
I bless them and their path.
En Tis Blethec
2007-01-13 06:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by tian_mon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an atheist and a scientist, I have to say that there is no such thing as the Flying Spaghetti Monster (what is the scientifically valid evidence for its existence?). Contrary to the teachings of Pastafarianism, piracy is, in fact, on the rise worldwide. Pastafarianism belongs on the ash heap of intellectual thought along with Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, Judaism, etc.
2007-01-13 06:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by ivorytowerboy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are just silly like national lamp[oon types of movies. If atheists actually saw Christians like this (and they claim this is pretty much what they think) then their treatment of us wopuld be similar. So ask yourself if we ae so ridiculus why do you waste your time on us.
spoken by a true pirate from a long ancestry of pirates
2007-01-13 06:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes most defiantly, those who believe in the evil macaroni and cheese god Kraftaphoso, all hail the great flying spaghetti monster.
2007-01-13 06:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by Christopher J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, they are the chosen ones to provide the world with the substance of the only true god in all the heavens - the salvation of the world - the reason for our existence - the alpha and omega of the elect of the most high god
2007-01-13 06:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a few Anti-Pastafarianists lurking in the shadows, but don't concern yourself; they will have to face-up to their sins in the Great day a'comin.
2007-01-13 06:57:28 · answer #7 · answered by big j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is gentle and tolerant.
Ramen !
2007-01-13 06:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My ancestors must have defected, I've never heard of the guy, or should I say noodle?
2007-01-13 06:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they are those that were unfortunate enough not to be touched by his noodley appendage.
2007-01-13 06:45:42 · answer #10 · answered by lateralus28117 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋