An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thin king about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Thank you and good night. I will get my coat and hat
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2007-01-13 06:41:16 · 41 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
quite funny, but not the best
2007-01-13 07:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously they had the bar stools up the right way.
There's an old joke that goes...
How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down.
2007-01-13 06:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if a gay guy is someone who does the same thing but he thinks about men all day in stead of woman then I'm gay to. I love to think about men. lol
2007-01-13 06:53:43 · answer #3 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know when you are in a really tough lesbian bar when you go in cause even the pool table doesn't have balls.
2007-01-13 07:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-13 06:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
I AM ALSO A LESBIAN BECAUSE I LOVE WOMEN.!!!
2007-01-13 06:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMM funny joke make sure you don't tell that to Lesbian!
2007-01-13 06:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh is thismy q to laugh Muauahahahahahaha a aghhh that was crud
2007-01-13 06:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by Homer Baby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. It definitely made my laugh.
2007-01-13 07:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! love it. 20/10
2007-01-13 06:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋