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A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

2007-01-13 06:32:27 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

40 answers

yes oh yes to all of them 10/10

2007-01-14 22:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

And don't forget that teenage boys are having a competition to see who can go the longest without washing!

2007-01-13 06:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my sister is 16 and she gets up early does what my mom says and is a cleaning fanatic, has only ever had one love, she spent hours studying for her history A level, she gets allowance on saturday and keeps it untill thursday i hope this tells you that not all teenages are like as you see above

2007-01-13 06:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ruby_boo 2 · 0 0

Love the lists. Keep 'em coming

2007-01-13 06:37:12 · answer #4 · answered by Coach 2 · 0 0

I like it. But I think the Madonna reference is a little out dated!

2007-01-13 06:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by Tiff 5 · 1 1

You tell it so well. Talk about hitting the target right on. 10 points

2007-01-13 06:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0 0

Really Awesome!

11 in my book!

2007-01-13 06:36:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thank you for the laugh. That is so true, and I happen to be a teenager. (14 years old.)

2007-01-13 06:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think teen years of your own child is pay back for your own behaviour in your teens. Am absolutely dreading my daughters already, she is only 2!

2007-01-13 06:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't for get someone who knows everything there is to know.

Should apply for a good job before they forget it all.

2007-01-13 06:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats me to a tee teenager reborn wife hates it 10/10

2007-01-13 06:54:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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