Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock: no problem at all." said the 80-year-old.
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old. "No, I crap every morning at 6:30." the older man responded.
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"
2007-01-13 05:49:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's pretty funny, in a weird kind of way...
2007-01-13 06:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this was a site for asking questions... Oh well... You joke isn't that funny but I'll give you a star.
2007-01-13 06:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by puke_greenkitttyy23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW that one made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!
No one was offended , I hope not at least.
You could of said poooop...for some reason that word is funnier!!!!!
2007-01-13 06:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was soooo funny made me wanna pee and crap mmy pants!
2007-01-13 05:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!! ( i used to work in a nursing home so i kinda knew the end before i got there..but its so true that its hilarious!)
2007-01-13 08:48:12 · answer #5 · answered by jeneric803 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-13 06:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by Keke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! thats funny and gross at the same time
2007-01-13 06:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! ilove jokes!!
2007-01-13 06:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by .......... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny,nice.
2007-01-13 06:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute..read it to my 72 yr. young neighbor and she really got a laugh out of it. Thanks..
2007-01-13 05:58:10 · answer #10 · answered by badwarden 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋