On examination they found that the gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under 3 conditions:
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "And", Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me at least a week to come up with $500.
2007-01-13 05:37:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha nice one!
2007-01-13 05:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10!
2007-01-13 20:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. That was funny.
Never thought he'd think that way.
2007-01-13 13:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, It sounds like someone needs to have a talk with that boy. lol
2007-01-13 14:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lamo!!! turned out other way round
2007-01-13 13:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What no warning about beastiality!?
2007-01-13 14:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋